First of all, you need to be filled in on a little background information about me. If you were to ask me what I miss most about the States, my answer, without a doubt, would be efficiency. Seemingly the simplest tasks can take endless amounts of time. If I were to tell you what I typically do in a morning, you would ask me what I did with the other two hours. Just two days ago, I spent three hours in a bank trying to exchange money and open up an account. I left the bank with half my money exchanged, three voided checks, no new account, and a bookkeeping nightmare. I even brought Shannon and her fluent tongue with me as a translator to help avoid any trouble or confusion to no avail.
Secondly, a little background on our "other pets" here at the Guest House. Of course, we have our dog, Ellie, here with us but our "other pets" are the two sheep the clinic uses for some types of blood tests. These are the saddest sheep you have ever seen. I promise. The older one has dread locks for wool. These two sheep are fed special food and daily are allowed to go outside the gate to graze.
Here we go. About two weeks ago, we had the Northwoods Youth Group here for almost two weeks. I was having a great morning (I can always judge how good my morning is by how much I can accomplish in a certain period of time. The more accomplished in the less amount of time, the better). I had dropped the group off for their morning VBS (no issues), made multiple stops at and around the market (short lines, found everything at the grocery store, produce looked good), and purchased paint at the local hardware store (always an experience, usually they don't have the color or quantity I need) with no issues. All I had to do now to finish my morning errands was deliver the paint to the paint crew at CCED school.
I had slowed the truck and was ready to turn down the street to the school, when I looked 30 yards ahead and saw what I thought were my sheep running down the center of the road (more or less the main East - West highway in the southern half of the island). I decided to go check it out, and sure enough they were mine, a quarter mile from the clinic, running the wrong direction(I could tell by the ropes around their necks and of course the sad state of their wool). So, I drove closer to them, parked the truck, got out, and started chasing them by foot (never had to do this at the country club), again, down the main East - West highway in the DR. Luckily, shortly after I began my chase, they hung a sharp left into a field surrounded by a cement wall. Two nine-year-old boys helped me catch them and I began walking the sheep back to my truck a couple hundred yards away. They dragged me through some of the biggest mud puddles you have ever seen. My feet were completely brown/black and I even had mud on my shorts and shirt. Finally, after getting them back to the truck, I asked a man standing near if he could hold one sheep while I picked up the other and threw (I definitely threw it) it into the truck. After I got one in, I threw in the second. I was getting ready to leave when the man asked if I was going to tie them up. I reluctantly agreed (how stupid could an animal be to jump out of a moving truck). Why not?
Of course, now I had to drive to the school to make the delivery I was so close to making before. I was furious at those two stupid sheep for running away from the clinic, running down the highway, making me as dirty as I have been since I was a kid, and most importantly, ruining my efficient morning. How dumb could they be to run away from their great situation at the clinic? As I was driving toward the school, I kept glancing back at the sheep to make sure they were still in the truck. Half way to the school, sure enough, the oldest jumped out. It was now hanging by its neck on the side of the moving truck with its legs under the wheel. I can honestly say at this point I was so mad at it I hoped it had broken its neck, or at the very least, its legs. After stopping the truck and getting out to inspect the damage, unfortunately, the sheep was still alive and in tact. Once again, I threw it back in the truck and finished my delivery. My once perfect morning was completely destroyed.
I finally got back to the Guest House with the two idiots in the back of the truck. Once I put the truck in park, the same sheep jumped out again. I guess one hanging wasn't enough for her that day. I didn't even care. I untied the sheep, slapped them both on the butt, and watched them run back to their home behind the clinic.
The more I thought about my morning, the clearer the similarity between the sheep and me and the difference between God and me became. I was so angry at the sheep for leaving the safety of their home and running to the dangers outside the wall. I actually hoped the sheep would die once it, again, tried to do the exact opposite thing that I knew was best. The third time it disregarded my orders, I didn't even care.
When I reflect on this example, I can't even believe how great God's love for us is. The sheep did one thing wrong and I hated it. It disobeyed me a second time and I hoped it would die. After the third time, I didn't care what it did anymore. Just like the sheep, we continuously disobey what God KNOWS is best for us again and again and again. Unlike us, God loves us enough to BEG us to come back over and over and over. Nothing we can do, no matter how many times we do it, can separate us from God's love. Wow.
We truly are idiotic sheep.























